Posted on 30th May at 6:49 AM, with 789,430 notes
if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe
Posted on 30th May at 6:44 AM, with 536,300 notes
what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe
mitosis
i want to die
Posted on 30th May at 6:43 AM, with 513 notes
Cold Places
why do penguins live in cold places. to get died.
Posted on 30th May at 6:43 AM, with 626,684 notes
JESUS H CHRIST
Me:…okay…penguin on a moving bed…I’m cool with that…
*walrus pops up* WHAT THE FUCK. NO. JUST. NO. IM CHILLIN IN BED AVOIDING MY HOMEWORK AND YOU SCARE THE CRAP OUTA ME NO. I AIN’T COOL WITH THIS.
Posted on 30th May at 6:42 AM, with 352,040 notes
people:
any guy would be lucky to have you
me:
who is this any guy you speak of, bring him forth
Posted on 30th May at 6:42 AM, with 1,145,765 notes
u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting
Posted on 30th May at 6:42 AM, with 63,856 notes
i like how there’s barely enough room to fit a phone in the pockets of girl pants but in boys’ pants pockets you can perform your nieces baptism
Posted on 30th May at 6:41 AM, with 21,412 notes
shh, don’t speak